Welcome to the “Best Worst House on the Block”! This property is looking for a buyer w/Golden Retriever energy, swift as a coursing river, strong as a raging fire, who isn’t afraid of commitment. FRFR the vibes are a little sus right now, it’s giving some Ohio rizz, but this house is an Elder Millennial; she has been Going Through Some Stuff and it shows. Give her some grace & a full makeover b/c on God, the glow up potential is endless! Your flabbers will be gasted; the drip, immaculate. This is the perfect house for reno content creation! Quick fit check: hardwood floors, wood burning fireplace, main level laundry, massive backyard, room for RV/boat storage, walkout basement, amazing WFH/sm biz spaces & more, at a pre-pando price! NO HOA!

Translation: AS-IS Investor/handyman special in quiet, established neighborhood. Price reflects condition, amazing opportunity to build sweat equity! LL could easily be turned into sep living space. Personal prop is being cleared; home is vacant.